I gave out my fake number again.
I'm not guilty about that though for two reasons:
1. This guy was legit creepy.
2. I do this enough that I've stopped feeling bad about it.
Here's the bad part. You wanna know what name I have him?
ALICE HOLMES.
Really, creativity? That's the BEST you could do??
^^Me, apparently.
All of this really begs the question: Oh, Romeo, Romeo, WHEREFORE ART THOU, Romeo??
One day, I will meet a guy and give him my REAL number.
Until then, yours sincerely,
Alice Holmes.
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