Word of the day: nepotism.

So, I know I promised to go into big juicy detail about my trip. But honestly, I feel like I've already done it like a million times, both live and in person (omg, sometimes I leave my house) and in my other hand-written journal. So I don't want to do it here. If you're like, DESPERATE to know my thoughts on San Juan, St. Thomas and St. Maarten (which SUCKS btw, don't ever go there), just message me on Facebook. Or ask the next time I see you, since I know for a fact I have a grand total of about 4 readers.

AND I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.


I'd also like to give a big "EFF YOU!" to all the so-called "gentlemen" who were at Plato's Closet sometime between the hours of 10:00AM and 3:00PM, saw me struggling with a 12 foot ladder, and did NOTHING to help. You are a fine example of your species, you enormous non-contributing D-BAGS.


On another note, these vids CRACK ME UP. I realize how incredibly un-PC this all is. But you know what. This is my blog. That's how we roll here in the Sea of Snark.



LOL I LOVE when actors crack up live. It makes it THAT much funnier.



My favorites:
-"...screaming babies in Mozart wigs..."
-"throw-up music..."
-"Don't be thrown off if you're greeted at the door by a Rabbi who looks like Joaquin Phoenix."
-"...groups of guys with afros and graduation caps..."
-"...grown men in wedding dresses..."
-"Puppets in disguise...y'know it's that thing of like when Alf wore a trench coat so he could go out in public?"
-"Don't look for a bouncer--there isn't one. Instead, the door is guarded by ten jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits."
-"DJ Baby Bokchoy...he's a giant, 300 lb. Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses, and he spins records with his little RAVIOLI hands."
-"Just when you think the fun is over, knock knock! Who's there? It's black George Washington!"
-"You told us things that sound like nightmares of a crystal-meth addict."


That's all I've got for you. I'd write about work, but Thumper said it best: If you can't say nothin' nice, don't say nothin' at all. *_~

Have a lovely week, darlings!