Great White Snark: Bookstore excursion.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Bookstore excursion.

I went to Borders today, and I saw the two following items and was like, "BLOGWORTHY."

The first thing is this:

Is this not the most absurdly cute thing EVER?? I just want to smish it and give it a kiss.

Secondly, this exists:

complete with illustrations like this one:

which reads something like, "See Vampire jump rope. Funny, funny Vampire." No joke. He doesn't do anything horrific to Dick and Jane. He just like, hides in their closet and sneaks around when they're playing with Spot. He ends up befriending their family.

My life is now complete.

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