Who built the ark?

So at the top there's like this toolbar and one of the keys is "Next Blog." Out of curiosity I hit it and here's what I discovered:

1. There are an inordinate amount of blogs about babies.
2. There are an inordinate amount of babies named Noah.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I mean, Noah pretty much had my dream job (go on a cruise, play with animals). But I think I hopped on the wrong train. Perhaps blogger is for mommies and Tumblr is for the image-heavy hipster blogs. Isn't there something in between??

{My first choice was livejournal, but no one does anything on there anymore.}

NOAH??? WHY. If we're going with Biblical names, why not do Jehoshabeath (except for the fact that, y'know, people can PRONOUNCE "Noah")?



That is all. I'll write something more coherent/relevant later. :)